KICKSTARTER PRE-CAMPAIGN COMING SOON!
KICKSTARTER PRE-CAMPAIGN COMING SOON!
I got sick and tired of waiting for destiny to find me. So I decided to build my own company and, in a path of smoke and a flash a laser light, created my own destiny as Magic The-Magnificent-Dragon. It turns out my dragon tears are utterly useless for interior design, so I needed a better way to solve the world's problem of boring walls.
I got sick and tired of waiting for destiny to find me. So I decided to build my own company and, in a path of smoke and a flash a laser light, created my own destiny as Magic The-Magnificent-Dragon. It turns out my dragon tears are utterly useless for interior design, so I needed a better way to solve the world's problem of boring walls. That's how the WINDOW DRAGON laser finery product line was born. I use my laser finery and serious paints to turn your favorite photos into a rock star Masterpiece. It's my way of proving that even a dragon in the stupid costume-who wants to be just like the legendary American pitchman Billy Mays can create their own magic, one product at a time
A rock-solid memory just download your photo with a click, I'll make your memory a timeless pic! I'll take your photo, great and small, no time machine is needed at all. With painted shades of white, red, and black my paint-job magic has your back. I'll hit my lasers flux capacitor, to make your memory a timeless factor. I'll fire it up t
A rock-solid memory just download your photo with a click, I'll make your memory a timeless pic! I'll take your photo, great and small, no time machine is needed at all. With painted shades of white, red, and black my paint-job magic has your back. I'll hit my lasers flux capacitor, to make your memory a timeless factor. I'll fire it up to 88, my laser finery can't be late. Your past and future now unite, in one amazing, timeless site. Where we are going, we don't need roads, just epic art that your wall holds
How Your Masterpiece Is Made
You see the rock star masterpiece, but have you ever wondered how we get it done? It's not just magic; it’s a multi-step, laser-fueled extravaganza.
First, I fire up my airbrush to lay down a pristine white base coat. Then, we apply a vibrant Accent HUE—my secret mixture of reds, blues, oranges, yellows, or gree
How Your Masterpiece Is Made
You see the rock star masterpiece, but have you ever wondered how we get it done? It's not just magic; it’s a multi-step, laser-fueled extravaganza.
First, I fire up my airbrush to lay down a pristine white base coat. Then, we apply a vibrant Accent HUE—my secret mixture of reds, blues, oranges, yellows, or greens—for the middle coat, followed by a bold black topcoat. This gets the slate ready for its close-up.
Next, I use my mighty Xtool lasers to meticulously etch your image into the slate. It’s the final flash of laser finery that makes your photo permanent. To protect your masterpiece from the elements (and clumsy humans), I apply a final protective finish.
My mission began the day I got tired of waiting for destiny to find me. I wanted to build something real, something with enough rocket fuel to launch my true dream: an aerospace development company named 88 MPH Technology LLC. That's right—WINDOW DRAGON Laser Finery is my side hustle, the financial engine that will make my grand vision a reality.
Even as a side hustle, I believe that a good product and a fair price are more than just buzzwords; they are my philosophy. After all, what's the point of being a magnificent dragon if you can't make the world a little less boring and help get us to space? I decided to use my natural talents, along with some advanced laser finery, to transform all-natural materials into permanent works of art.
My goal is to honor and preserve life's most cherished memories by carving a legacy that truly defies time. I'm on a mission to build a company the right way, and that includes my staff. I'll treat my employees like family—even the ones I like! It's an epic quest, and my promise is to provide a lasting tribute that tells a story and provides comfort for generations to come.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I think I just saw a DeLorean outside. It's time to get going and make sure my Sony Walkman is fully charged, my Swatch watch is set, and my Member's Only jacket is ready for a big night out. Gotta go!
The Bottom-Bum Cracker-Rock & Gavel Set
Your bull**** is over. Now prove it. Let's face it, getting over a bad breakup, a terrible boss, or a dead-end job sucks. And while therapy is great and all, and we hear Dr. Phil is a nice guy to talk to about your problems, sometimes you just need to smash something. That's where the BOTTOM-BUM CRACKER-ROCK & Gavel Set comes in.
Looking for the perfect gift for a friend who's going through it? This isn't just a gift; it's a therapeutic experience in a box, designed for anyone who needs to finally get their mess over with. In England, a "bottom-bum" is a cheeky way to refer to someone's backside, so consider this your official kit to get your backside over that relationship, that company, or that person who's living rent-free in your head.
Each cathartic set includes:
* The Rock: A 12x5.5 blank slate rock. Simply upload a picture of the person or thing you need to get over, and we'll laser-etch it with a big, glorious "X" so you never forget what you're aiming for.
* The Gavel: A gavel, because you are the judge of your own situation. Use this to bring the final verdict down on that laser-etched rock, letting all your frustrations out in a healthy, productive way.
* Safety First: A pair of stylish safety glasses for your protection. We want you to get over it, not lose an eye in the process.
* The Trophy Case: A clear acrylic box to display your finished work of destruction. You can proudly hang up the shattered pieces as a testament to your hard work—a permanent monument to your victory.
Getting over a bad situation is hard, but it can be done. This kit is a testament to that. It’s therapy you can hang on your wall.
The little bit totally tubular 4x 4 inch plaque don't just pay a good price pay but pay homage to a great year for just $19.85 you can get a little piece art that's a big deal perfect for your desk or a bookshelf this plaque is proof that you don't need a time machine to capture a classic I'll fire up my laser finery to turn your favorite photo into a masterpiece or for a price that's totally tubular
The Mid-Sized Monsterpiece 12x12 inch Need to fill a little extra space on your wall this 12x12 inch plaque is the mid-sized monsterpiece you've been looking for it's not too big not too small it's just right for turning your photo into a beautiful piece of art priced at $73.85 this custom plaque is meticulously itched using my advanced laser finery capturing every detail in stunning form It's the perfect way to get a centerpiece for your room without having to do any of the work
The absolute unit 12 by 16 inch Clark behold the largest and most glorious of my creations the 12 by 16 inch slate clark I'm not going to lie this one takes up a lot of my workshop priced at $128.85 it's not for the faint of hard or small spaces this is the centerpiece of all centerpieces a veritable monument to your awesomeness I'll fire up my laser finery to give your chosen image case it deserves your walls have been waiting for this don't disappoint them
The Slim-Jim Slam Jammer (4x8 Inch)
Got a tight spot that's been begging for some serious memory love? No sweat! Our ha 4x8 inch slate is here to save your wall space. We're calling it the Slim-Jim Slam Jammer because it's the perfect slate size for all your tall, skinny photos. Whether it’s a group shot that just wouldn't fit, a panoramic view of your favorite spot, or that really long dog of yours, this plaque is the perfect fit.
Finally, a plaque big enough for your wiener dog.
The Panoramic Pal (12x5.5 Inch)
Tired of trying to cram your epic group shots and stunning landscapes into a boring square? Meet The Panoramic Pal, our 12x5.5-inch slate plaque that's all about that wide-screen drama. This is the perfect slate to give that scenic vacation photo, a family portrait where everyone actually fits, or even that epic shot of your favorite Celtic band at the Colorado Renaissance Festival the space it deserves. It’s not just a plaque; it's a window to a bigger picture.
The 'One Is Not Enough' Quad-tastic Set (Four 4x4 Inch Slates)
Some photos are just too epic for one plaque. We get it. That's why we created the 'One Is Not Enough' Quad-tastic Set—a set of four 4x4-inch slates that join together like a superhero team to form one stunning, super-sized masterpiece. We'll turn your favorite photo into a mind-bending mosaic, giving your treasured memory the magnificent room it truly deserves. The final result is a truly impressive display that makes a statement.